Seriously fuck him..
Is anyone terribly surprised he quoted Dan Savage, who’s said to speak for the LGBT+ community while hatin’ on bisexuals, trans* people and lesbians?
And now he wants to explain how a cis man needs women to affirm and accept his manly, manly sperm in order to love his body!
For a young man raised with the sense that his body – and especially his penis – is “disgusting”, a woman’s willingness to accept a facial is an intensely powerful source of affirmation.
WHAT THE FUCK.
Cis men, let me affirm something: The world is designed to appreciate your penis. The phallus is a symbol of power.
The fastest growing cosmetic surgery isn’t for your penis, it is for vaginas. Cis men aren’t sold wipes that hurt their genitals, not the way people with vaginas are.
Oh, sure, cis men get small dick jokes - and I’m not saying that’s acceptable. Whatever your size of penis, it is fine. It’s natural. But those jokes don’t go anywhere. Jokes about how gross and weird vaginas are? Those jokes turn in douching, into vaginal reconstruction, into people thinking their vaginas are gross.
I can’t count on two hands the amount of people I know who have never received oral sex because they think their vaginas are “weird”.
So FUCK YOU HUGO SCHWYER and telling people that if they love the men in their lives, they should accept facials.
(There’s nothing wrong with liking facials, receiving or giving. There is something terribly wrong with guilting people into any sexual practice)First of all, today’s Hugo droppings are another one for the #jezebelselfparody and #feministblogsirrelevanttoactualfeminism evidence pile. Secondly, ew. Thirdly, when will this stupid woman-hating assclown stop pontificating about, of all terrible things for him to pontificate about, how women should feel about sex of whatever type? Finally, ew again.
and ftr, this is the kind of sexism, heteronormativity and rape culture assumptions I was talking about. Hugo’s pretty much the worst, but he’s not the only.
I am so mad right now
I really think that he is deliberately saying horrible, inflammatory things during a time when he’s well-aware that he’s under a certain degree of scrutiny, and Jezebel seems to be totally cool with it
I just posted this comment there but I doubt it’ll be published:
“It’s very important for my own self-worth that I vomit on the faces of Hugo Schwyzer and anyone else who thought writing and publishing this was a good idea
It comes from a place of longing so it’s okay”
I hope he gets a facial from a swamp monster that jizzes acid
Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh
all my hate
I FUCKING HATE PHALLOCENTRISM
MEN MASKING THIS (COMPULSORY “IF-YOU-REALLY-LOVED-ME EVEN THOUGH IT’S STEEPED IN MISOGYNY) SHIT AS “LIBERATION” SO THEY CAN KEEP OPPRESSING WOMEN AND CALL IT FUCKING FEMINISM????
“well you really should enjoy this sex act that most women find degrading and is deeply culturally rooted in domination of men and the degradation of women because it’s okay! your man probably likes it.” is this a fucking cosmo?
I WILL SHOVE A BLOODY TAMPON UP YOUR NOSE IF YOU COME NEAR ME SPOUTING THIS SHIT
